Tomorrow I'm going to tell you all about the home show we went to, but first I have some shocking news:
We are being stalked.
By an Oscar Mayer wienermobile.
The day before yesterday we spotted it in Seattle, nonchalantly rounding a corner just down the street from us. No doubt it was taking Rowbert's measure and foolishly thought we wouldn't notice it if it didn't make any sudden moves.
Wienermobiles do not make good ninjas.
Anyway, yesterday when we were headed out to the home show, what do you think we spied parked in the parking lot of a local Puyallup grocery store? That's right-- the same wienermobile. Coincidence? I think not. Jer snapped a picture of it with his cell phone, but since we don't have fancy phones he can't get it to the computer, so you'll just have to trust me. It was there.
Obviously Rowbert has picked up an archnemesis. I'm not sure what the hotdogs have against us, but we'll just have to be vigilant in the future.
Today we had a false alarm when we exited a coffee shop and spied a bright yellow object lurking around the corner, but it just turned out to be a Little Caesar's Pizza van. The wienermobile was suspiciously absent. Perhaps the two are in cahoots.
If the Redbull car shows up tomorrow we'll know it's a conspiracy.
~Jess
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7 comments:
Watch out for the Popemobile too.
It's a cult. A cult with a theme song- "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner..."
Don't let Rowbert get brainwashed!
nice post. thanks.
Come on now! Does a weinermobile really think it can compete with Rowbert? Not a chance!
The Regulators are coming for you... the Dream Floater is right around the corner (just call me a nerd if you don't get this reference)
-Jing
I do get that reference, and I still call you a nerd.
Perhaps Rowbert can be outfitted with a giant grill to be manned by velociraptors, in case the Weinermobile choose to attack...never hurts to be prepared, you know!
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